Chaos is an understatement

Hey guys,

welcome to another insight into a life about me. Where do I start… what do you do when you’re trying to be professional, friendly but yet there is this one woman that is over 40 and you just can’t seem to understand her? she gives off the “i want to be your friend” or “i’ll kill you in your sleep” vibe. She is next level CRAZY! Her nickname is VOLDEMORT

“NOW I understand why her husband left her….” hmmmmmhmmmm

ANYWAY, welcome to the life of me. I’m a full-time mum, teacher, student (doing 2 lots of study) partner and friend. It’s quite hard to balance your life out when there are so many things going on in your life every single day, that you feel like you’re going to burn out. Well here’s a few tips about “how to deal with everything”

  1. Stay away from the dumb ones – theres nothing worse starting something new in a new profession or course and your friend turns out to be a psychotic dumb ass
  2. Don’t be the dumb one – if you’re wondering why everyone is sitting away from you, ask yourself, is it me? what is wrong with them? what is wrong with… me?
  3. If you’re going to ‘spaz’ at someone, don’t sound dumb! You make yourself look like a fucking idiot
  4. Don’t be kind to the dumb ones, they’re literally a waste of time and LIFE

All the best :)